Correction: It is not illegal to commit suicide; it is only a crime to attempt suicide. Perhaps we should make it a capital offense?
12b. Who gets paid first: The tax man or the funeral director?
13. Have you ever received a check in the amount of 31 cents?
ANSWER: It is far better to be a homeless with agoraphobia than an inmate with claustrophobia.
The homeless person could always commit a crime and get locked up. Problem solved!
18. Why is it so easy to remember the things I would like to forget?
19B. Have you ever felt lost when you finally get there?
(~Tom Cruise, Risky Business)